Forgive me, Father, for I’m a fool OR Confessions, pt 3

It’s been a long time since my last confessional so here goes nothing.

  • At least 3 times a week, I freak out because I think I’m going the wrong way on an on-ramp.

wrong way

  • I have a near photographic memory when it comes to past events, dates, what I was wearing, etc., but if I’m supposed to remember to do something, I have to write it down in at least 2 separate places.

memory

  • I thought for an embarrassingly long time that talk shows were live. I don’t want to disclose when I came to the realization that this was not, in fact, the case, but I will say it was on the wrong side of 20. And 25.
  • I can’t turn off “Your Body is a Wonderland” if it comes on the radio.

wonderland

  • I’ve never been to Colorado, but I would, without a doubt, move there tomorrow if I could. Same with the PNW. Never been there but would move there tomorrow. Or maybe next week– I have a lot to do tomorrow.
  • I’ve wanted to move to the PNW since Grey’s Anatomy. This desire has only been exacerbated since discovering trail running.
dance

Has nothing to do with my statement. Just really love this scene from pre-jumping the shark Grey’s.

  • I lack the ability to fully close cheese packages. This really isn’t a problem though as I go through at least 8 bags of cheese a week.

cheese

  • I suffer from misophonia — I have an extreme hatred of certain sounds. Hearing someone eat, particularly an apple or other crunchy foods, makes my blood boil and makes me irrationally angry. I also hate coughing and loud breathing.

misophonia

  • Military time confuses the hell out of me.
  • If someone doesn’t know the difference between “you” and “you’re”, I judge them so hard. Also, the “words” “nite,” “lite,” and “thru” drive me up the wall.

you're

  • I’ve watched the Magic Mike 2 trailer at least 7 times. This week.

    magic mike

    You’re (and I mean “You are”) welcome, gals.

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